Stupid laws of the world
Stupid laws of the world
DENMARK:
No one must start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle
When driving there must be another person in front of the car waving a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motor car is approaching
ENGLAND:
the impersonation of chelsea pensioners is illegal
it is unlawful to be drunk on licensed premises
beds must not be hung out of windows
it is forbidden for a lady to eat chocolates on public transport
it is against the law to eat mince pies on 25th december
any boy under 10 is not allowed to see a naked shop dummy
commiting suicide is classified as a capital crime
in hereford you can shoot a welsh person all day, but only on sundays, with a long bow ,in the cathedral close
in york it is legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow except on sundays
in york any scotsman caught farting on a sunday can be shot with a bow and arrow
london hackney carriages (taxis) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats by law
FRANCE:
It is illegal to park or land a flying saucer in any vineyard
GREECE:
if a man is caught kissing a woman in public the death penalty may be enforced
SCOTLAND:
it against the law to be drunk in possesion of a cow
SWITZERLAND:
a man may not relieve himself while standing after 10pm
even though it is illegal to produce, store,sell and trade absinthe, it is perfectly legal to drink it
AUSTRALIA:
sex with a kangaroo is permissable when drunk
in some states it is against the law to own a certain type of mattress without a mattress licence
In Victoria it is an offence to wear pink hot pants after midday on sundays
also in victoria only licensed electricians ar epermitted to change a light bulb.if this law is broken a $10 fine is charged
CHINA:
it is against the law to save a drowning person, as such an act would interfere with his or her fate
BEIJING:
drivers of power driven vehicles who stop at pedestrian crossings may be given a warning and could be fined up to 5 yuan
INDONESIA:
the penalty for masturbation is decapitation
LEBANON:
men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.if with male animal it is punishable by death
SAUDI ARABIA:
Male doctors are not allowed to examine women.
women doctors are forbidden
SINGAPORE:
Gays are banned from living in the country
if convicted of dropping litter 3 times, the law breaker has to clean the streets on sundays wearing a sign saying "i am a litterer". this will be filmed and broadcast in the news.
CANADA:
boarding a plane while in flight is illegal
ALBERTA:
after release form prison, it is required by law than an ex prisioner is provided with a hand gun with bullets and a horse so he can ride out of town
in new brunswick driving on the roads is prohibited
in nova scotia lighting a fart while smoking carries a $100 fine
in ontario the speed limit is 80km/h for cars, but cyclists have the right of way
USA:
in alabama it is illegal for a driver to wear a blindfold when operating a vehicle
driving a motor boat on city streets is an offence
its illegal to wear a false moustache that causes inappropriate laughter in church
it is not permissable to flick snot into the wind
PIGEONS are prohibited from eating pebbles from composite roofs
in alaska it is considered a crime to push a live moose out of a moving aeroplane
in arizona donkeys are not allowe to sleep in bath tubs
you may not have more than 2 dildos in the house
CALIFORNIA:
the shooting of game from a moving vehicle is an offence, unless the target is a whale
bicycles are not to be ridden in swimming pools
a city ordinance declares that a person must own at least 2 cows before he is allowed to wear cowboy boots
detonating a NUCLEAR device within the city limits of chico results in a $500 fine
in los angeles it is illegal to lick toads
the hunting of moths under street lights is forbidden
in sanfransico people classified as "UGLY" are not permitted to walk down any street
in colorado at a marriage service it is illegal to throw shoes at the bride and groom
also in colorado cats may only run loose if they have been fitted with a tail light
FLORIDA:
Conducting sexual relations with a porcupine is unlawful
it is considered an offence to shower naked
rubbish bins must not be molested
In idaho it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of chocs weighing less than 50ibs
in illinois it is an offence to urinate in your neighrbours mouth
it is unlawful to give a dog whisky to drink
men with a moustache may not kiss women
it is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day
KANSAS:
it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during the daytime
it is against the law to practise knife throwing at men wearing striped suits
a father cannot frighten his daughters boyfriend with a gun
KENTUCKY:
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold on to the ground"
every person must take a bath at least once a year
LOUISIANA:
there are no state height restrictions, so citizens can grow as tall as they please
it is an offence for a rain puddle to remain on a front lawn for more than twelve hours
MAINE:
passengers are forbidden from stepping out of a plane in flight
its against the law to molest an alligator
there is a law that calls for a legal hunting season on all attorneys
MARYLAND:
It is a crime to throw bales of hay from a second floor window
lions must not be taken to the cinema
MASSACHUSETTS:
it is illegal to go to bed without having a proper bath first
a woman cannot be on top in sexual activities
an old ordinance delares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the priviledge of wearing on inpublic
in boston it is illegal to take a bath unless ordered by a physician
MICHIGAN:
it is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit if they get hurt whilst burgling your house
a farmer is legally allowed to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats and chicken
MINNESOTA:
if a person stands in front of a moving train they are breaking the law and may be jailed
anyone guilty of double parking a car will be put on a chain-gang and fed only bread and water
MISSOURI:
minors are not allowed to buy cap pistols but can freely buy shotguns
it is a violation of the law to frighten a baby
farting in church carries a mandatory life sentance
NEBRASKA:
a parent can be arrested if their child cannot hold back a burp during a church service
owners of every hotel are required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. no couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude; nor may they have sex unless they are wearing a clean, cotton white nightshirt
NEW HAMPSHIRE
you may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in anyway keep time to the musc in a restuarant or cafe
individuals cannot sell the clothes they are wearing to pay of gambling debts
any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a contraption to gather their faeces
NEW JERSEY
it is unlawful to feed whiskey or offer cigarettes to animals at the local zoo
all cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts
lovers must avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. if the horn accidently sounds while they are frolicking the couple can face a jail term
it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6pm unless you have a written note from your doctor
NEW MEXICO
it is forbidden for a woman to appear unshaven in public
a newspaper can be fined if it misspells a persons name inprint
NEW YORK
a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting
it is a crime to throw a ball at someones head for fun
the penalty for jumping of a building is death
it is a crime to do anything against the law (no shit sherlock)
arresting a dead man for being in debt is forbidden
a man cannot go outside while wearing a jacket and trousers that dont match
women are not allowed to be on the street wearing "figure hugging clothing"
you may not smile within 100ft of the entrance to a public building
women may go topless in public, providing it is not for business purposes
