Sorority Girls

Sorority Girls

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.

What three words will a sorority girl never hear?

"Attention K-mart shoppers."

What is a sorority girls favorite position?

Facing Bloomingdale's.

How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?

Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?

So she can fantasize about shopping.

What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?

Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?

Lake Placid.

How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?

She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.

What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

What is a sorority girls mating call?

"I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?

She drops her nail file

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?

Marry her.

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?

You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?

Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a Twinkie on the bed.