If only I was a Star

 

If only I was a star

A life of parties and wine

Work would be a thing of the past

Young girls would be draped on my arm

 

If only I was a star

More money than I know how to handle

Manicures, pedicures and facials the norm

Botox and lipo for special occasions

 

If only I was a star

Celebrity circuit my special domain

Celebrities TV, parties and all

The paps my route to continuation

 

If only I was a star

No fears or negative thoughts

No chance that it ever would end

No worries the world would ever be bored

 

If only I was a star

What possibly could ever go wrong

Fame must surely be easy

The paps are route to continuation

 

If only I was a star

Always looking my best is a must

I will need my sleep at my age

Must rest between TV appearances

 

If only I was a star

The paps shoot my face when I’m drunken

The paps shoot my pic as I fall over

No peace for the wicked I’m sure

 

If only I was a star

No peace no privacy no rest

I really don’t want to be a star

It sounds like real thus far.