“And in the end it is not the years in your life that counts, it is the life in your years”

“Football is not a matter of life or death, it is more important than that”

“In politics, if you want anything said ask a man, if you want anything done, ask a woman”

“The person who really thinks, learns as much from failure as success”

“Football is not a matter of life or death, it is more important than that”

“Fake it, til you make it”

“Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense”

“One kind word can warm many winters months”

“The pen is mightier than the sword, the web even more so”